Kobe Takes Manilla; NBA Not Invited/Forgot to RSVP

How the Philippines became the first (and last) stop on NBA players' lockout tour. 

The Art fo the Body Shot

Amir Kahn and the most beautiful body shot ever.

Free Agents You Meet in HELL!!!

A look at NFL players whom Jesus should try to avoid. 

RazzieWatch: Who Will Win Worst FJM

Who will win worst FJ...what?

When a Long Shot is Your Best Complaint

Are the Pittsburgh Pirates really in the National League playoff race? Are they still complaining?

Of Men and Masks

Sunday's WWE event keeps us guessin', and that's why we love it.

The 25 Least Enjoyable Players

Based on how much I want them to die.

The 'Poor Jen' Problem

Jennifer Aniston doesn't need your pity – maybe just a move to my pants.

A Summer Fairy Tale

Three views on the FIFA Womens World Cup's exciting weekend. 

If I ruled THE WORLD *HAHAHAHAHAH*

Our Editor and Chief and Monarch and Czar and President solves the NBA crisis.

WHAT IS HE WEARING? - Djokovic, Jeter and Fowler

Oh my jesus guys. You cannot believe how bad these guys look. Like, I'm serious. 

The MVP

What happens when the NFL season gets shortened. Things get weird.

Does Sasha Vujacic "Deserve" Maria Sharapova

Our bro from Hipster Runoff returns to answer the question on everyone's mind. (I just copied that from Grantland. Is this fucking serious?)

Klitschko vs. Haye: Why you should care

The reasons why Saturday's championship bout is important to YOU.