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November 9, 2011

Getting Mad About the Morehouse loss?

HEY. YOU SHOULDN'T BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF TEAMS WHO COMMIT THEMSELVES TO EXHIBITION GAMES AGAINST NEAR NBA TALENT.


I NEED THESE STATS. NOT YOU. 
I'll be the first to rip on Kentucky. Personally, I think that program run by Calipari is a sham entirely. There are NCAA violations floating around that program, and although I have no proof of that THERE TOTALLY IS GUYS. If not for the fact that Calipari hasn't had a single clean program EVER since being a coach in college. I truly believe that there is something being shoved under the rug in Kentucky. You cannot possibly be able to get two of the top 5 point guards in the nation in the same year unless you are paying them. Eric Bledsoe would have started in 95% of other schools in the nation, and yet he chose Kentucky to back up John Wall. THAT'S FISHIER THAN A CAN OF FANCY FEAST.

Anyways, I digress. 

Kentucky beat Morehouse on Monday this week 125-40. It was an absolute rape. Check that. It was super rape. Like rape from the movie Seven. Considering my background, you'd think I would jump all on this and just YELL LOUD THINGS at Kentucky. Nay, I shall pat them on the back. 

Why? Well, this game was an exhibition game. As a team coming into Lexington for an exhibition game, you know that you are gonna get a steady diet of starters. It's an exhibition game, and in exhibition games, the good teams are trying to work out their shit with their starters in a game situation. You run everything in your offense. You run all of your defense (or lack there of if you're talking about Kentucky). You're trying to set your team up for the season and prepare them for real games, which is why you go 100%. You don't practice at 50%. Why would you exhibit in 50%. PUSH THAT PEDAL TO THE METAL LIKE RYAN GOSLING IN DRIVE. 

If you disagree, you are wrong. Don't bitch about it if you are on the other team, or the other coach. Bring your own A game. You'll still lose, but it wont be by 85. It's no ones fault but the Morehouse team and their coach. Calipari was doing his job. Do your own Morehouse. And Rembert Browne, No one cares if you didn't like the game. It's dog eat dog in the NCAA and Kentucky is a Wildcat and that, like, always eats dogs. LIKE, ALWAYS.

Wilt Stilts doesn't care for poor people and the 99%. Check him out at his website www.BEBETTERATLIFE.com/orelse or at twitter @kberthusen