Recent Posts

June 29, 2011

Derek Jeter's DL Diary

Because that cheap 25 cent lock won't stop us from breaking into His journal.

June 28, 2011

Long live the King

Five pitches for HDNet in a Post-Mavericks Championship world.

June 23, 2011

The 2011 Youtube Draft

I spent minutes on youtube looking at a select few players' videos to make fun of. Because they suck.

June 22, 2011

NBA Lottery Preview

Breakdown of the draft for those who were too lazy to watch the NBA or the NCAA but still, for some reason, want to watch the draft.

June 17, 2011

Obligatory Father's Day Story

My father had a lot to do with (my profession) and raised me in a way that made me who I am today.

June 16, 2011

Black and Blue day for Vancouver. Finally.

After almost four decades of missteps and missed opportunities the Canadians finally rein supreme.

June 15, 2011

Dear Hockey Fuckhead

Here are answers to all your questions about game 7.

June 14, 2011

Lockout Limbo Heaven

In any other season, Chase Beeler would be on an NFL roster. This year, he and his fellow undrafted players have decisions to make. A steady job with a high income and medical insurance, or the NFL.

June 13, 2011

John Lackey: Being the Beast

Big money. Big personal issues. And big-time struggles on the big stage. Trying to get in the new X-Men movie.

June 10, 2011

This Week's Top Arbitrary Number of Stories too Unimportant to Dedicate a Whole Article To

Elongated tweets from someone with a Journalism degree, and or, an English degree and also think everything they write is interesting. 

June 9, 2011

Space, Time and DVR Mechanics ... and Zombies

When it's come to sports, it's live ... or it's totally dead ... or it's the living dead(!)

June 8, 2011

Three Indentured Servant Weave

The single greatest unseen development in sports, that Wilt Stilts has ever seen since he got his new time machine.