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October 19, 2011

Fuck This Shit: FJM of GL Doing NCAA BB

Editor's note: This is the first of a five-part college basketball series that will run this week. We will be bringing you five writers arguing why their team will win the national championship, and me hating them. Check back for Duke, Ohio State, Syracuse, and Kentucky.

October 14, 2011

Still the Red Sox?

Holy shit, are you still talking about the Red Sox?

October 13, 2011

Why the NFL Needs Tim Tebow

October 7, 2011

What Should T.I's Post-Prison Game Plan Be?

You Jelly?
Some people take a prison stint to heart, by leading a better life once outside. They become religious or read a bunch of scriptures and philosophy to find a better path to live life. The rapper T.I. didn't do this. He got out of jail a few years ago from a gun charge, just to be caught a few months later with ecstasy in his possession. He's proven that he just doesn't give a shit. Which is perfect. As a resident public relation professional here at Scholarship Grove, I will be giving him apt advise on what his next moves should be, now that he is out of the klink. 

October 5, 2011

Former Alive Person Claims Sean Combs Had Tupac Killed

Yo dawg. You use my death for FUCKIN' ADVERTISING?
We have a special guest today in the Grove. It's Sean Taylor, former Washington Redskin and Miami Hurricane player. He was killed 4 years ago in a "random" shooting in a night club in Miami. Today he transcended the afterworld back to this one and met me at my house. He told me he had to scoop on Tupac's death. Turns out, Taylor has been working as a detective in the afterworld and is the most famous detective in the afterworld. Sherlock Holmes-esque. This is a transcript of the story he documented at my house, as he could not type, as he is a ghost.

October 4, 2011

On Brady's Hair

The Patriots QB pulls a reverse Samson, whatever that means.